PRICING

Pay once.Own it forever.

Free to play. Nineteen dollars unlocks everything — no subscription, no account, on every machine you own. Subscription-fatigued developers, this one’s for you.

Free
$0
forever

Play mode. The whole toy — every animation and the 🍌 banana. Nothing real dies.

  • One robot per live session
  • Feed the banana
  • Menu-bar app, launch at login
  • No account, ever
Personalmost popular
$19
one-time · lifetime

Arms it for good. One payment unlocks both weapons — the AK-47 and the Trash Can.

  • Everything in Free
  • HEADSHOT ends real sessions
  • The Trash Can bin
  • Every machine you own
  • Offline key · no subscription
Team
$149
one-time · up to 10

One purchase for the whole crew. A manager expenses a morale toy without blinking.

  • Everything in Personal
  • Up to 10 developers
  • One team key, honor-system seats
  • Priority email support
Site
$399
one-time · unlimited

Unlimited developers at one company. The easiest thing a lead buys for the whole team.

  • Everything in Team
  • Unlimited seats at one company
  • One key for the org
  • Invoiced, if you like
No per-token markup

You pay Clearly nothing per session, per kill, or per banana. It runs entirely on your machine.

No account, no tracking

Anonymous checkout, an offline key, and a menu-bar app that never phones home.

No price ladder

You won’t get bumped from $19 to $49 to $99 as you use it more. One price. Done.

LICENSING FAQ

Why one-time and not a subscription?

Mwah is a local desktop utility with no server costs to fund, so a recurring bill would be all downside. You pay once and own it — that’s the whole point.

What does “every machine you own” mean?

Your key is Ed25519-signed and verified offline. The same key activates Mwah on your laptop, your desktop, wherever — no seat check, no phone-home.

Do I need a Clearly account?

No. Checkout is anonymous, the key arrives by email, you paste it into the app. That’s it.

How do team keys work?

One key covers your whole team on the honor system — you’re a company, not a pirate. Buying reserved seats you assign later is on the roadmap.

Refunds?

It’s free to play before you pay, so you already know exactly what you’re buying. If something’s wrong, email [email protected] and we’ll sort it.

Free to try. $19 to arm.

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